My mom's Thoughts on You and I.

  • *video starts and Niall walks out*
  • Mom: What happened to his head? I thought he was one of the normal ones.
  • Me: He is normal don't be mean.
  • *Niall starts singing*
  • Mom: What horrible lip syncing.
  • Mom: Seriously his hair, I would at least cut it in the front.
  • *Niall turns into Liam*
  • Mom: See I like his hair, should shave his face though.
  • Me: No he shouldn't he looks good.
  • Mom: Is he a criminal?
  • Me: No.
  • Mom: That shirt makes him look fat.
  • Me: Shut up he's not fat.
  • Mom: I didn't say he was fat I just said that shirt makes him look fat.
  • Me: Just watch.
  • *Liam turns into Harry*
  • Mom: See he needs a belt other wise his pants would fall down.
  • Me: I doubt that.
  • Mom: What's wrong with his hair?
  • Me: His hair is fine.
  • Mom: He looks like he is in pain
  • Me: It was like -50 in that pier.
  • *Camera pans away from Harry*
  • Mom: Where are they going?
  • Mom: You forgot the boy!
  • Mom: Look now he has to run like a lost puppy, back to the camera.
  • *Harry turns into Zayn*
  • Mom: Is this the one I like?
  • Me: Yes.
  • Mom: Good he seems the most normal so far in this video.
  • Mom: Why are they all wearing the same sweater?
  • Mom: It doesn't look good on any of them, except H-A-I-R-Y. Did you see what I did there?
  • Me: Ha-ha very funny.
  • *Zayn turns into Louis*
  • Mom: He's gonna be bald by the time he's 30.
  • Me: Mom! No he is not!
  • Mom: yes he is just look at his hairline, he's gonna be bald with a beard.
  • Mom: That pier looks disgusting.
  • *Louis turns into Harry*
  • Mom: Look its Hairy!
  • Me: Stop talking mom.
  • *Camera starts to zoom out then in*
  • Mom: The camera is leaving him again!
  • Mom: The camera man has realized his mistake and is coming back to him.
  • Mom: I don't need to be this close to his face...
  • Mom: Oh is eyes are pretty at least.
  • *Camera zooms out and the boys and still frames are there.*
  • Mom: look its all of them!
  • *The boys walk into themselves*
  • Mom: That's cute.
  • *Boys walking and go into themselves at times*
  • Mom: Neil did a failed cartwheel.
  • Me: Niall.
  • Mom: Whatever.
  • Mom: Zayn just pushed Liam to the ground... rude.
  • Me: He'll live.
  • *Niall blows up balloon and it goes over the edge*
  • Mom: That's called littering.
  • Mom: Now a bird will probably eat that and die.
  • Me: No it won't
  • * Niall climbs on seat thing and looks like he will jump for a second*
  • Mom: No Niall! Don't jump you can get out of the band there are other ways.
  • *Liam pulls out box and Louis jumps on top*
  • Mom: Yes baldy enjoy your hair flowing in the wind while you still have it.
  • *Zayn kicks a ball out from nowhere*
  • Mom: Yes Zayn, kick the ball to your hoodlum friends.
  • Me: They aren't hoodlums, just watch.
  • *Louis kicks the ball into the air*
  • Mom: Go over the side, Go over the side, Go over the side
  • *Ball doesn't go over the side*
  • Mom: Damn it.
  • Mom: The camera is going away again!
  • *Video ends*
  • Mom: Well play it again so I can listen to the music this time.
  • Me: *Plays again*
  • Mom: Well that want bad, and no one was dressed like a girl, and they weren't on a bridge about to jump.
  • Me: They wouldn't have jumped, and dad liked Zayn dressed as a girl.
  • Mom: Don't talk about your father and Zayn i'm not competing with a man wearing a women's skirt.
  • *Mom walks away to go yell at my dad again for that.*

raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

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leepace:

boobs are ridiculous women should just have wings instead

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

you wanna fight? alright let’s take this outside! the stars are so bright tonight. the moon looks so nice. hold my hand

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hotsuburbandad:

If I ever seem arrogant or anything like that, please know I’m joking 100% I have zero self confidence and I sometimes pretend that I think im dead cool and awesome because I’m actually terrible so it’s mildly funny

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lilbitkipsy:

jadedkitten:

The eternal struggle

never did i relate more to Family Guy than this scene

lilbitkipsy:

jadedkitten:

The eternal struggle

never did i relate more to Family Guy than this scene

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figurants:

some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe

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cyrilfiggiss:

Manatees are underrated

steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.

So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!


The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

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adventuretitan:

this entire kingdom was on fire

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you can hear screams in the distance

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they save a watermelon

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cutieringtail:

falmyrion:

queerpong:

“YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. they tried to tell me.

You’re*

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prufrockslovesong:

naturallybohemian:

This motivated me to study. Thanks tiny cactus.

THE TINY CACTUS IS BACK

prufrockslovesong:

naturallybohemian:

This motivated me to study. Thanks tiny cactus.

THE TINY CACTUS IS BACK

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